Uncle Klepto Chuck's
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This webpage is to keep all the fucking, two timing, piss sucking sluts away from those men/women who want a real relationship.
If you know somebody who is one of those fucking two timing assholes, tell them that UKC says that they should be hung by there genitals and fed laxitive up there fucking ass.
This intolerable act should be stopped at once.
Fuck you any two timing assholes who are reading this!! Me and my friend both have been fucking cheated on. With me, I was being used so she could get to my other freind. With my friend who also got cheated on, he was used for some good times and then she went out with the other guy that she wanted. Talk about slut mania. Not to mention the guy wanted to kick his ass because she chose to go out with him.
Anyways here's a little about myself. I live in a little fucking "HICKTOWN" they call Canton,Pennsylvania. I love listening to music such as KoRn, Tool, Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Rammstein, Orgy, and Limp Bizkit. I like spending time with my freinds and playing pool. My hobbys are building, making small arsonic materials, and smoking KOOLs, Newports, or any cigerettes I can get my hands on ( five finger discount or just buying them).
here's some pics of koRn, some orgy and nirvana will soon follow.
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Need some info on how to be a good "Klepto" like me (Uncle KLEPTO Chuck) then take this advice:
One person:
Wait till you are alone and no one looking then move your hand like a lightning bolt to the kind that you want. You have to be extremely acurate on taking them because if you knock a pack down then they're going to hear the pack hitting the floor. You will be fucked if you get caught.If you are behind someone then make sure that your hands are out of sight. Move your hand nice and smooth to the pack with as less movement as possible. Then put the pack in your pocket. Also make sure no one is behind you. I would not recommend a one person trying to get a carton. I tryed it once and I almost got caught. I got the carton outside of the store and got my ass away from that fucking store.
Two people:
If there is someone in front of you and your friend then the person who is going to take the pack. That person get behind the person that you don't know. That way you have "cover up" from the front and your friend will cover you up from the back. I'm pretty sure I don't need to tell you how to take them and put it in your pocket.
Three people:
One person in front of you and one person in back of you if you are taking the pack/packs.
Four and up people:
If you can't steal a pack then you really fucking suck.
Remember to be a happy Klepto. Any thing that you can get for free is good.
